This week for #TweetsNowtOnTV, Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) go back to school and tweet about school days!
Jimbo – @JimboStudios
Maths – I was excellent at this subject but got a poor exam result, Don’t know why…..it just doesn’t add up
Drama – I hated this lesson as a kid, caused the teacher some problems I always used to act up in front of my mates
Aesop’s Fables – told in assemblies explained how Rhinos got their skin etc but never how Katie Price got her tits
Exercise Book – I had enough work to do at school without having to chase my overly active book around school
Harvest Festival – is when I would go around delivering rude shaped fruit to needy old people
Compass – drawing circles never helped me find out which way was north
Sex Education – I was scared of going to this lesson and wasn’t sure about going, I went but came out straight away
Eraser – I remember once saying to my mate Johny “Have you got a rubber Johny?” not sure why everyone laughed at me
School Dinners – fortunately I went to school before Jamie Oliver changed the school menu to Muesli
Naughty Chair – if you were lucky you would get sent to sit on this chair which had a pile of dirty magazines on it.
Lollypop lady – this skinny lady hated me trying to lick her sticky head
Rural Studies – I once got into a fight during this lesson, the teacher told us to take it inside
Careers Library – I never visited this place. I didn’t want to work as a librarian
Science – I used to fancy a girl two classrooms down from my biology classroom, there was chemistry between us
Woodwork – I convinced my mate we could make a chair from one piece of wood. I said it would work
Religious Studies – I tried my best at this subject but if I’m honest, I didn’t have a prayer
Deputy head- at my school the head teacher and deputy were shot with a pellet gun. I shot the head but not the deputy
Fisher – @CFishTank
Woodwork: hitting this would constitute a good shot for Emile Heskey
Art: I refuse to be drawn as to whether I was any good at this subject…
The School Bus: was a bit like The School Bike – but she was a lot fatter…
Whiteboard: John Terry was said to be delighted when this was used in the classroom instead of the blackboard
Drama: I was pretty good at this – but I didn’t make a song and dance about it
Teachers: is a Scottish whiskey company, they distil whiskey between 9 and 3 every weekday
Geology: you study old fossils in this, like volcanic rock… and Bruce Forsyth
Geometry: I never listened during this, I’d sit around and eat – normally I’d have 3.14 pies
ICT: is what you say when you spot that bloke from The A Team
The register: teachers take this… and a few of them end up on it…
Assembly: I was a notorious non-attender to these – I could never make them
Metalwork: this ended up being one of Abu Hamza’s favourite subjects, bit of ‘armless fun there
PE: I forgot my kit and had to do it in my vest and pants – I was then sacked from my job as a teacher
Detention: a lad at my school was given this after being caught taking cocaine – they gave him 100 lines
Textiles: some people use proper English and sum ppl use txt spk. lol
French: I hated this subject – it was all foreign to me
And from some of our #TweetsNowtOnTV followers
Food Technology – this was the icing on the cake me…
Geography – could never find my classroom for this!
Chemistry – I used to fancy a lad a shared a Bunsen burner with..but now they’re just an old flame
History – Would tell you what I used to learn but it’s all in the past now
French – My spelling in French wasn’t very good, in fact, my teacher kept saying it was merder
School Dinners – These are bad just ask jamie Oliver
Having a Rubber on the end of your pencil – handy instrument or life lesson?
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