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The next instalment of the WOWS Podcast is here. In this episode Jimbo & Fisher discuss Justin Bieber, The Queen and potential merchandise for Waste of Web Space. Jimbo and Fisher also attempt to do a film section and then mark International Womens Day and Mothers Day…but not very well. Enjoy and please leave a comment if you would like a shout out in the next podcast.
Here is Jimbo & Fisher’s first attempt a podcast. Podcasting means we don’t have to subject you to our natural good lucks but instead you concentrate on our smooth sounding voices. Jimbo and Fisher discuss new ITV programme “Splash”, Jimmy Savile, Twitter and talk about potential podcast feature ideas.
This is the last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV. Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) have reached the remarkable feat of 52 editions of #TweetsNowtOnTV. This is a full years worth and is why Jimbo & Fisher have decided to call it a day.
So here is the last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV – Jimbo and Fisher tweeted all about showbiz.
Jimbo – @JimboStudios
Mercury Music Awards – liquid based heavy metal music is usually a big winner at these awards
Elvis – my grandma was a big Elvis fan. When she heard about his death she was all shook up
Soap Operas – I’ve stopped watching these as they were getting on my nerves. I’m watching Hand Sanitizer operas now
Meatloaf – my girlfriend wanted me to take her to a Meatloaf gig. Now I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.
Will.i.am – is an unfortunate example of illiterate parents with bad grammar
Strictly Come Dancing – they abbreviate this to SCD. Which is why they couldn’t just do a show based on tap dancing
Katie Price – split up with her boyfriend this week. Next month she will be divorcing her next weeks 2nd husband
Labrinth – I love his music. I put it on and just get completely lost in it
Britains Got Talent – I auditioned for this singing, acting, dancing & comedy. I made a complete show of myself
Girls Aloud – are reforming for their 10th anniversary. Wow 10 years! That’s a whole lotta history
Hulk Hogan – apparently sex tapes have been leaked of this wrestling legend. That’s a choke hold I don’t want to see
Michael Jackson – I once had my picture took with him…well it was a waxwork in Madam Tussauds..same thing
Bruce Forsyth – Is the 1st oldest person in showbiz. The 2nd oldest created earth in one week
Sylvester Stalone – I love the film where he is a boxer. But I prefer the programme where he chases a yellow budgie
Paul O’Grady – he used to dress up as a woman, until he got bad reviews – he was Savaged by the press
Kim & Aggie – they won loads of awards at the National Television Awards – they cleaned up
The Brit Awards – are Nick Griffin’s favourite award ceremony
Gary Glitter – it’s alleged that he’s a prominent member of a child abuse ring – he’s the leader of the gang
Bruce Forsyth – I once met his sister’s daughter – it was niece to see her
Anthea Turner – she did a TV show about being the perfect housewife – why wasn’t she at home doing some cooking?
Anne Robinson – was knocked unconscious recently; her face was lifeless… and then she was knocked unconscious
Laurence Llewelyn Bowen – he’s an interior designer who has won loads of awards – he’s been heavily decorated
Celebrity Wife Swap – is John Terry’s favourite tv programme
Dick & Dom – one of them is very irritating and unfunny… and so is the other one
Film Festivals – there’s a famous one in France – but I Cannes not think of its name
George Michael – I saw a fly on the wall documentary about him – it was real car crash TV
Bruce Forsyth (again) – was really popular in the 70’s – the 1970’s and the 1870’s
Charlie Chaplin – was arrested recently – when appearing in Court, he decided to remain silent
Jim’ll Fix It – I once wrote to it asking for the presenter’s legacy to be ruined, I’m not sure what came of it though
#TweetsNowtOnTV has now finished but coming soon we will be posting #TweetsNowtOnTV’s best bits from the last 52 editions!
Jimbo – @JimboStudios
Dumbledore – in the Harry Potter books he was 116 years old, he can now be found presenting Strictly Come Dancing
The Hobbit – I’ve started to read this book right before I go to bed. I’ve made a bit of a hobbit of it.
101 Dalmatians – I watched the sequel to this film, 102 Dalmations…it’s not a spot on the original
Hannibal Lector – I tried reading Silence Of The Lambs, but I just couldn’t get my teeth into it
Moby Dick – was a huge big white whale but that’s enough about Rick Waller
Twilight Series – I finally got round to reading these books about teenage vampires and to be honest..it sucks
Edward Scissorhands – I went for the lead role for a stage version of this. But I didn’t make the cut
Marley and Me – is a brilliant but sad film where Owen Wilson has to have his pet reggae singer put to sleep
Sex & The City – is how a wannabe Wag would describe the Manchester City Christmas party
Mr.Toad – from Wind in the Willows who drove his car too fast. When he breaks down he has to be “toad” away
Fisher – @CFishTank
That Disney Mouse – I met him once and he wasn’t very nice to me – he kept taking the Mickey…
Lord Voldemort – is referred to as ‘he who must not be named’ – I think he probably took out a superinjunction…
Peter Pan – I think he was Dutch – because apparently he lived in the Netherlands…
Sirius Black – because of his surname, John Terry hates him – that’s not a joke, I’m being Sirius…
Dr Dolittle – could talk to animals – I think that’s true, that’s what my dog told me anyway
Works of fiction – include things like Jeffery Acher’s books… and his defence in Court
R2D2 and C3PO – I think they were the inventors of ‘text speak’
Marty McFly – is a time traveller in the film Back to the Future – I watched that film tomorrow
James Bond – crashed his Aston Martin recently – the accident led to him being shaken, but not stirred
#TweetsNowtOnTV takes place on Sunday evenings on Twitter at 10.15. Follow us and join in. The last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV will take place on Sunday 21st October.
Laser eye surgery – I once went to a seminar about this but I didn’t see the point and couldn’t focus
Astro Turf – this invention unfortunately doesn’t help Astronauts play football in space
Toaster – when talking about technology with my friends, this seems to pop up quite often
E-Mail – stands for electronic mail. The first email I sent was a package with a battery and wire in it
Pocket Calculator – this is an excellent device for working out how many pockets you have
Light Bulb – very important invention, it was one of those candle moments hovering above the inventors head at the time
Fridge – Me and my ex girlfriend split up because she didnt let me buy a new one of these. She was frigid
Push up bra – people wrongly assumed this invention would go tits up
Escalator – I once saw a fight start on one of these. I could tell trouble was going to escalate
Blender – I once accidentally put someone else’s fruit into my blender, I apologised for the mix up
Compass – I find this really useful. When I get lost I can draw a perfect circle
GPRS system – I can’t find mine
Microwaves – a friend of mine asked me how powerful my Microwave was – I don’t know Watt he was talking about..
Sending a fax – Jimmy Savile used to offer to do this for people – he’d say, “Jim’ll fax it”
HD TV – the definition of this is perfect – the dictionary have got it spot on…
Electric Guitars – these were invented in the 1950’s and they struck a chord with musicians..
Computer Monitor – I know someone who had unprotected sex with one of these – he then had to go to the VDU clinic…
Black box – these record flight information from planes and they’re also John Terry’s least favourite type of box
Personal Computers – are more commonly know as PC’s – Gary Glitter’s was once taken away by a PC.
AM radios – I only listen to these before midday…
Smartphones – mine wears a shirt and tie
Fax number – I often get these confused – I suppose I should get my fax right…
A Fridge – I once had a big argument with someone about one of these – in the end, I told them to chill..
And some Tweets from our #TweetsNowtOnTV followers
Transformer – circuit board component that turns into a giant robot – @a_gosnay
PC – I had a headache when I was using a PC someone told me I should have had a tablet – @jo_miller70
Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for more #TweetsNowtOnTV every Sunday night at 10.15pm.