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Jimbo (@JimboStudios) & Fisher (@CFishTank) are hardworking bloggers. They are also very focussed on the market and are aware of the competition out their from the printed press. To prove it, here are some #PressTweetsNowtOnTV. Enjoy.

Good Housekeeping – I can’t find my copy, it’s somewhere under all the empty pizza boxes in the living room

Cosmopolitan – I tried drinking this magazine, it tasted a little glossy, I wasn’t keen

PC magazine – a computing magazine that is politically correct

Heat – you have to be quick to read this magazine before the ink gets to hot and runs

Angling Times – I love this magazine, it reeled me in and now I’m hooked

The Times – in spring they put the publication of this paper forward an hour and then put it back an hour in autumn

The Mirror – when I read this paper I always find myself in it

The Big Issue – a magazine featuring a pull out poster of Rick Waller

Zoo Magazine – you’d have to be a complete animal to read this magazine

NME – I get tired reading this magazine

The People – this is Michael Barrymores kind of Newspaper

Match magazine – popular amongst football players but they still prefer Biff, Chip and Kipper

Avon – A magazine about beauty products. It has all the foundations of a good magazine.

Yorkshire Post – This is delivered by t’postman

Today’s Golfer – I borrowed this magazine from my 7 year old cousin. I couldn’t open the pages, it’s full of bogeys

Readers Digest – an excellent magazine, you can eat it after you have read it

Slimming World Magazine – this magazine really works, I bought it and lost a couple of pounds straight away

Good Housekeeping – I can’t find my copy, it’s somewhere under all the empty pizza boxes in the living room

Radio Times – I’m not so keen on this magazine, it’s just not on my wavelength

Woman – this is published on a Thursday – I should be published on Wednesday, but it takes ages to get ready

The Express – I read through this really quickly

Yorkshire Post – is delivered by t’postman

Goal – I one stole Shayne Ward’s copy of this football magazine. He spotted me and said, “that’s my goal”

Take a Break – I couldn’t be bothered to read this – so I ate a Kit Kat instead


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Here is one of the first ever #TweetsNowtOnTV. Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) tweet all about films.

Avatar – a film about big blue Smurfs

 Brokeback Mountain – I missed most of this film but my mate filled me in on our last camping trip

Groundhog Day –
it’s not a bad film really, it’s not a bad film really

Gandhi – there was rumors of a sequel to this film, however there wasn’t enough hunger for it

The good the bad, the ugly – stars Mother Theresa, Osama Bin Laden and Wayne Rooney

The Exorcist – Can’t believe I agreed to watch this film, don’t know what possessed me

Avatar –
I think this is a film about big Smurfs

Muppets Christmas Carol – starred a Muppet in the lead role but that’s enough about Michael Caine

Rush Hour – I was stuck in massive queues to see this film

E.T – a film about a boy with an extra testicle… I think

Armageddon – I missed this film, still, not the end of the world

Anger Management – this film was so bad that I smashed up the DVD player
Wayne’s World – this film features Rio Ferdinand, Coleen and lots of old ladies

How to Lose a Guy in 10 days – that’s easy, just make him watch this film

Titanic – was so sad at the ending of this film, it still hasn’t sunk in

Harry Potter – I think this film is about a bloke who is good at ceramics

Armageddon – gutted I didn’t see this film in the cinema, still, it’s not the end of the world

 The Man With the Golden Gun – had to send it to Cash For Gold as he had fallen on hard times

The Kindergarten Cop – featured Arnold Schwarzenegger as a teacher… until he went on strike

The English Patient – unfortunately they caught MRSA

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