This week myself (Jimbo) and Fisher have been tweeting about shops, here are a few things we had to say. All views are our own.
Thorntons – a chocolate shop until it melted during summer
Miss Selfridge – once duped someone into buying a fridge
Carphone Warehouse – sells phones shaped like cars
Comet – has a large tail of dust coming off the side of every store
Big Man Shop – sells clothes to fat men without having an awkward shop name to say that they sell clothes to fat men
WH Smiths: is a stationery shop so it has never moved once
Game – there’s no sign of any Pheasant or Venison in there
GAP – this shop sells________ at a reasonable price
Pets at Home – I took my dog there, he felt very much at home and chewed the furniture
PC World – they ensure that there is no sexism, racism or homophobia in their stores
GT News – a paper shop until it blew away in the wind
B&Q – if you’re rude towards people in there, you’re told to mind your B&Q’s
He Runs She Runs – straight out when they see the prices
Tesco – is Lord Sebastian Coe’s sister
Poundstretcher – worth pointing out you shouldn’t vandalise a pound coin as it has the queens face on it
Bank – ran into financially difficulty, so it received a huge bailout and is now 74% owned by the taxpayer
Marks & Spencer’s – this isn’t just any tweet this is an M&S tweet
House of Fraser: Niles Crane was said to be furious about the naming of this store
Early Learning Centre – never been able to buy anything from there as they only accept plastic coins
Poundland: would be screwed if we ever adopted the Euro
All Saints – a clothes shop that you can buy Mother Theresa, Santa Claus and Pope costumes from.
JD Sports – include pub golf and beer pong (but with Jack Daniels, obviously)
Boots – they sell pretty much everything apart from boots!?
Currys – started out by selling chicken tikka masala and naan breads
IKEA – if you want to go in this shop you have to assemble it first
Land of Leather – is the name of the island inhabited by David Dickinson and Judith Chalmers
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