This week Jimbo & Fisher opted to tweet about Sport. Here a few of the highlights. Remember to follow @jimbostudios and @CFishTank on Twitter for more Tweets every Sunday evening from 10.15pm.
Sumo Wrestling – fat men wearing nappies and pushing each other..it’s not wrestling
Kasper Schmeichel – a goalkeeper like his dad but a lot paler and friendlier
David Seaman – former England goalkeeper, I won’t tell a joke about lobbing him
Javelin – an olympic game in which athletes try to throw Peter Crouch as far as they can
Ashley Cole – now he’s divorced is considering changing his name to Ashley Tweedy, or something like that…
Sky Sports – don’t actually broadcast many air based sports like paragliding bit of a let down
Kick Boxing – its like boxing but with your feet, it must be hard to walk with boxing gloves on your feet
Squash – its a sport that Lisa Riley off Emmerdale used to play with her boyfriend late at night in bed
Curling – you would think that the organisers of this event would have already swept the ice clean before
Rugby- there are 2 types, one is played by big ugly men and the other is played by ugly big men
Darts – not enough ninjas and assassins play this sport.
Chris Eubank – once introduced Steven Stephenson at an after dinner speech and drenched everyone in saliva
Steve Mcmanaman – the muppets sang a catchy song about him, manamana…
Alex Ferguson- has been at Man United for 25 years – and he hasn’t scored once. Rubbish.
Christiano Ronaldo – was bowled over when he won player of the year – even though no-one touched him
Tim Henman – was a Wimbledon semi finalist in 2009, 2010 and 2011 – when he worked as a commentator…
Combined Universities Netball Team – they prefer to use their full name and not the acronym…
Breast Stroke – very popular in swimming…in the showers
Water polo – it’s an enjoyable sport, but teaching the horses to swim is really difficult
Croquet – a game which involves you hitting your balls with a mallet.
Jessica Ennis- is married to a man called Paul Ennis – she loves P.Ennis…
Tennis Umpire- one of these was once castrated in a freak tennis accident, he then said “new balls please”
John Parrott- he’s now a snooker commentator and he always repeats what the other commentator says
Bobsleigh racing – You have to borrow Bobs sleigh if you want to play
Weight Lifting – a sport not to be confused with Rick Wallers bedside crane
Surfing – I went surfing not long ago, then deleted my history
Dirty Tackle – footballers like Ashley Cole and John Terry should really be tested for this