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So drunk that I forgot to do it yesterday…

There wasn’t much feedback on yesterday’s ‘blog, it received one ‘like’ – which made it about as popular as Rio Ferdinand is in Roy Hodgson’s house. Apparently Hodgson still wants Ferdinand to play on until the 2014 World Cup final (which I think will be held in Brazil, at an undecided venue – unless Hodgson meant something else when he said that he wanted Rio to be involved in the 2014 World Cup final…).

 

I was a bit surprised that I didn’t get any correspondence from any Cypriots – although I’m told that a few people were thinking about writing to me – although no-one could afford a stamp…

 

Anyhow, it’s time to move on to today’s ‘blog, which isn’t about football. That said, there was a cracking story about Italian team Genoa losing 3-2 to Fiorentina and the winning strike was an own goal scored by a player on loan from Fiorentina – not that I’m saying there is anything remotely corrupt or dodgy about Italian football.

 

Did you know that Silvio Berlusconi owns AC Milan?…

 

That said, in fairness to the footballer in question, the game was on Sunday and he might have been out getting drunk for St Patrick’s Day earlier in the day. The player, Mattia Cassani, isn’t an Irishman – although the vast majority of people who drink on St Patrick’s Day aren’t.

 

There’s a surprising obsession with drinking Guinness – a drink that combines a thin layer of white suppressing a large amount of black (a combination that I was going to compare to South Africa during the 1970’s when we did #IrishTweetsNowtOnTV last year, but I thought it was potentially inappropriate – but I thought I’d mention the fact that I didn’t mention it last year as way of discreetly mentioning it now).  

 

I obviously still think the above mention is a bit inappropriate (hence me not referring to it), although time helps to fade memories – for example Nelson Mandela is no longer the most recognisable South African prisoner…

 

Anyhow, I’ve drifted off on a tangent from St Patrick’s Day (perhaps I’m hungover?) and I was out drinking yesterday with an Irishman and a German – although it was a bit embarrassing when the Irishman kept getting the German to buy all his drinks for him…

 

Quite why we’re so keen to celebrate St Patrick’s Day by drinking Guinness is a bit beyond me… although I fear that I may have just answered my own question there… and the fact that people like to stand in a tent drinking is an interesting concept… although a tent would probably class as a high quality property in Ireland at the moment… 

 

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More #TweetsNowtOnTV are here and this time Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) tweet all about groups, organisations and societies #GroupTweetsNowtOnTV

Jimbo (@JimboStudios)

Stamp Collectors – A first class society

Stamp Collectors Society – as far as collectors societies go, this one is first class

Miners Welfare – I think this is a group for people Jimmy Savile used to know

Paranormal Groups – I once went to one of these, the people were a bit weird, they all looked like they’d seen a ghost

Gamblers Anonymous – I need to go to this but its full. They said they will let me know when there’s a spare slot

Fishing Club – I have been in my fishing club for 15 years, I can’t help it, I’m hooked!

Student Union – I was in the Student Union at university. The uniform was last nights clothes and a traffic cone hat

Arts & Crafts Club – I was abused when I was in this club. I got felt up.

Scouts – Scouts are always going on about how great they are & how much good they do, what do they want a bloody badge!

Rainbows – I tried to join Rainbows but was thrown out for turning up dressed as Zippy

Model Airplane Society – I once tried to start one of these societies but it never really took off

Poker Club – my local poker club have just celebrated there 15th anniversary I sent them a card & gave them a big hand

Train Spotters – these people are great. They have an excellent track record.

Nudist Society – I was annoyed when i was thrown out of this society for wearing underwear…the bare cheek of it!

Fisher (@CFishTank)

The F.A – Roy Hodgson will tell you all about these…on the tube

The FA – Roy Hogdson has some strong views on his employer – if you’re on the tube, he might tell them to you

The Royal Shakespeare Company – they lost a pencil recently; no-one knows what type it was – was it a 2B or not 2B?

The TUC – a trade union body that insists on people having coffee breaks – and eating cheesy biscuits at the same time

Gamblers Anonymous – my local group closed recently – I’m not sure what the odds on that happening were…

The Brownies – John Terry isn’t a fan of this group…

Equity – 2 members of this actors union had a row recently – although they might have just been pretending

News International Group – are organising an Xmas party – James Murdoch isn’t going as he didn’t know anything about it

The Football Referees Association – wrongdoings in this group were recently revealed by a whistle-blower…

The National Trust – Jimmy Savile lost this year…

Association of Rail Operators – their annual meeting was delayed… then it was cancelled and took place on a bus

Group for embarrassing problems – I went to the premature ejaculators group – although I arrived far too early…

Alcoholics Anonymous – these meetings are quite strenuous – so the participants often nip for a pint afterwards…

Trade Unions –  they had a ten-pin bowling night the other week – there were loads of strikes

British Dental Association – they once merged with the British Manicurists Association – but they fought tooth and nail

This was the 50th ever #TweetsNowtOnTV and sadly it will becoming to an end when Jimbo and Fisher reach the 52nd. A lot of our #TweetsNowtOnTV are archived here on our website though so feel free to have a browse through. Don’t forget to follow Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and (@CFishTank) on twitter!

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