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WOWS Podcast Ep5
Here is Ep5 of the WOWS Podcast and this time Jimbo and Fisher are having to rely on pretty poor advertisements for funding. Up for discussion is the UK budget and Jimbo and Fisher also play a cracking Easter Egg game. Enjoy! Please leave a comment for a future shout out in an upcoming podcast.
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Music to my ears…
There wasn’t much feedback on yesterday’s ‘blog, (there were no ‘likes’) which perhaps indicates that the whole Oscar Pistorius story is already dying down.
I suppose the story does reveal a lot about South Africa and it does show that the country has come on leaps and bounds in the past 20 years, given the fact that they’ve currently arrested a white man and charged him with murder – although I doubt they’ll be a big ‘Frrrreeeee Oscar Pistorius’ campaign and I can’t see Pistorius being made President on his release from jail either.
Anyhow, having claimed that yesterday’s ‘blog was going to be about the Oscars, (which is blatantly wasn’t) today’s ‘blog is going to be about the Brits (which it blatantly might be – you’ll have to read on until the end of the ‘blog).
It’s the Brit Awards tonight and it is one of the biggest nights in the UK music calendar – they are also said to be Nick Griffin’s favourite award ceremony…
The awards are being hosted by that James bloke from Gavin and Stacey, although he caused a security alert during rehearsal – apparently this resulted in part of the venue being Cordoned off… That said, it’s easy to criticise James Cordon, but there are quite a few worse people who’ve presented music-based television shows in the past 40 years than him…
Because the Brits are so popular, there were many of the great and the good of the music industry at the Brits… and it’s also rumoured that Simon Cowell attended…
The awards on offer are all fairly bog-standard, with the award for best British Single going to Alastair Cook and Kevin Pietersen for a quick run they took in the 2nd test match against South Africa last summer (it was a particularly good run given that one of the South Africa players took his shotgun out and aimed fire at Alastair Cook as Cook looked a bit like he was a burglar and/or girlfriend).
Other people nominated for awards included Damon from Blur, who was nominated for Best British Albarn and the best International Group went to the Black Keys – which really annoyed John Terry as he’d said that his favourite International Group was the Ku Klux Klan…
Performing at the show were stars such as Taylor thingy who sang Love Story, she was famously accosted by Kanye West at an American awards ceremony a few years ago and was pretty embarrassed by the whole incident – so she made a Swift exit…
There was also a surprise win for a man called either Ben Howard or Howard Ben, who won Best British Male… he beat off competition from Richard Hawley, Olly Murs, Calvin Harris and that bloke who had an album called The Defamation of Strickland Banks… although I can’t think of his name… which is annoying as I was going to make a joke about him… I think I now need a Plan B…
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#ShowbizTweetsNowtOnTV – The Last #TweetsNowtOnTV ever.
This is the last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV. Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) have reached the remarkable feat of 52 editions of #TweetsNowtOnTV. This is a full years worth and is why Jimbo & Fisher have decided to call it a day.
So here is the last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV – Jimbo and Fisher tweeted all about showbiz.
Jimbo – @JimboStudios

Elvis – My Grandma was all shook up when he died
Mercury Music Awards – liquid based heavy metal music is usually a big winner at these awards
Elvis – my grandma was a big Elvis fan. When she heard about his death she was all shook up
Soap Operas – I’ve stopped watching these as they were getting on my nerves. I’m watching Hand Sanitizer operas now
Meatloaf – my girlfriend wanted me to take her to a Meatloaf gig. Now I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.
Will.i.am – is an unfortunate example of illiterate parents with bad grammar
Strictly Come Dancing – they abbreviate this to SCD. Which is why they couldn’t just do a show based on tap dancing
Katie Price – split up with her boyfriend this week. Next month she will be divorcing her next weeks 2nd husband
Labrinth – I love his music. I put it on and just get completely lost in it
Britains Got Talent – I auditioned for this singing, acting, dancing & comedy. I made a complete show of myself
Girls Aloud – are reforming for their 10th anniversary. Wow 10 years! That’s a whole lotta history
Hulk Hogan – apparently sex tapes have been leaked of this wrestling legend. That’s a choke hold I don’t want to see
Michael Jackson – I once had my picture took with him…well it was a waxwork in Madam Tussauds..same thing
Bruce Forsyth – Is the 1st oldest person in showbiz. The 2nd oldest created earth in one week
Sylvester Stalone – I love the film where he is a boxer. But I prefer the programme where he chases a yellow budgie
Fisher (@CFishTank)

Charlie Chaplin was arrested but chose to remain silent in court
Paul O’Grady – he used to dress up as a woman, until he got bad reviews – he was Savaged by the press
Kim & Aggie – they won loads of awards at the National Television Awards – they cleaned up
The Brit Awards – are Nick Griffin’s favourite award ceremony
Gary Glitter – it’s alleged that he’s a prominent member of a child abuse ring – he’s the leader of the gang
Bruce Forsyth – I once met his sister’s daughter – it was niece to see her
Anthea Turner – she did a TV show about being the perfect housewife – why wasn’t she at home doing some cooking?
Anne Robinson – was knocked unconscious recently; her face was lifeless… and then she was knocked unconscious
Laurence Llewelyn Bowen – he’s an interior designer who has won loads of awards – he’s been heavily decorated
Celebrity Wife Swap – is John Terry’s favourite tv programme
Dick & Dom – one of them is very irritating and unfunny… and so is the other one
Film Festivals – there’s a famous one in France – but I Cannes not think of its name
George Michael – I saw a fly on the wall documentary about him – it was real car crash TV
Bruce Forsyth (again) – was really popular in the 70’s – the 1970’s and the 1870’s
Charlie Chaplin – was arrested recently – when appearing in Court, he decided to remain silent
Jim’ll Fix It – I once wrote to it asking for the presenter’s legacy to be ruined, I’m not sure what came of it though
#TweetsNowtOnTV has now finished but coming soon we will be posting #TweetsNowtOnTV’s best bits from the last 52 editions!
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