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#BirthdayTweetsNowtOnTV

On the 25th of September #TweetsNowtOnTV became 1 year old! So to celebrate Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) tweeted all about Birthdays. Enjoy!

Jimbo (@JimboStudios)

Bruce Forsyth – is a fire hazard on his birthday.

Candles – the number of these you have on your cake depends on your age which is why Bruce Forsyth is a fire hazard

Balloon Artist – I once worked as one of these, I wasn’t very good at making dogs but my snake was brilliant

Bouncy Castle – I asked for one of these for my bday party, my dad said we couldn’t afford it, he blamed inflation

Clown – my dad once hired one for my party. Paul Gascoigne slumped on a chair drunk didn’t impress the other parents

Laser Quest – I once had my birthday here. It was the same birthday I also gained perfect eyesight

Magician – I saw a magician at a kids birthday party, he made four kids vanish. He hasn’t escaped prison yet though

Sleepover – this is John Terry’s favourite type of Birthday party, especially when it’s Wayne Bridges birthday

Birthday Cake – my 10th party was bad no one turned up & then mum forgot icing sugar, it was the icing on the cake

Paper Plates – I once tried to beat the world record for most damaged paper plate…I couldn’t smash it

Pass the Parcel – I used to play this when I worked at the Post Office, I didn’t work there very long

Audio Cards – I got a bday card voiced by George Osbourne this year. It said “sorry but I’ve taken the tenner out”

Fisher – (@CFishTank)

A clown or just Pete Dogherty?

Playing dead fishes – involves remaining very still – the England team’s defence are fine exponents of dead fishes…

Going to the bowling alley – I did this one birthday and saw a friend working there – he was doing some ten-pin work

Playing 5-a-side in a gymnasium – Piers Morgan tried to do this for his 40th birthday – but he didn’t have 9 friends

Being sent a telegram from the Queen – she’s currently 86, so in 14 years she may have to send one to herself. Loser.

Clowns – I saw one with a pale and gaunt face that scared children… but it turned out to be Pete Doherty.

Punch and Judy – was once combined with Chinese whispers – as a result, Richard and Judy were punched.

Stealing some gift paper – someone claimed I did this, but I was covering for someone else – they took the wrap.

Pin the tail on the Donkey – has been superseded by a similar themed game called ‘Pin the Ponytail on Andy Carroll’

A juggler – hired for a party who going through puberty: was terrible – as his balls dropped mid-performance

Birthday Cards – I was given 52 playing cards one year – I’m not sure which Joker sent them to me

Candles on your cake – Eamonn Holmes puts one cake for every year of his life on top of his birthday candle

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#FoodTweetsNowtOnTV

Weekly Sunday night tweets are back and this week Jimbo (@jimbostudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) tweeted about Food. #TweetsNowtOnTV is getting quite a following and others have no started to join in too! Here are a pick of the best #FoodTweetsNowtOnTV.

@JimboStudios

Mint – I once got carried away and ate too many mints so I ate an onion to freshen up

Ice cream – is what I do when I’m on a roller coaster or when someone makes me jump

Spaghetti – Easy to cook but I bet my mom could still burn it, I wouldn’t put it past-her

Pot Noodles – how do you even smoke them?

Rice Crispies – when you add milk they go snap, crackle and pop, when you add dynamite they are a little louder

Cheese – I was going to make a joke about Anthony Worrall Thompson but it wouldn’t be very mature

BBQ Ribs – one positive to come from my great uncles funeral at the crematorium

Carrot – apparently help you see in the dark, also they don’t need battery’s like torches

Apple – an apple a day keeps the doctor away, Harold Shipman obviously was immune to apples

Full English – is the only thing John Terry will eat

@CFishTank

Meatballs – Are really nice in China, they really are the dogs bollocks

Wholemeal bread: you’d have to eat quite a lot of it to make it into a whole meal

Gateau: I’d like to have more of these – but I suppose I can’t have my cake and eat it

Peanut butter: if you do this, you should probably visit your doctor

Apple Sauce: was the name of the staff magazine which detailed all the juicey gossip in Steve Jobs’ organisation

Lamb: I ate some of this with a lovely sauce the other day – it was mint

Pizza: I knew a takeaway that sold these, but they closed after suffering cashflow problems – they ran out of dough.

Beef sirloin: I store this right at the top of my fridge – the steaks are high

Meat: Lady Gaga once wore a dress made of this, it didn’t leave much to the imagination – you could see her sausage

Meatballs: I ate these in a Korean restaurant a few months ago – they were the dog’s bollocks

Cherry Bakewell: is what Tony Blair says to his wife when he wants her to cook something nice

And a few picks from some #TweetsNowtOnTV newbies

@georgielax20

Munchies – I get these so I go and buy a pack

Cherry bakewells – whoever’s made them have baked them very well

Icing – got to be careful when eating this it can be a bit slippy

@alistairhgvcc

Bakewell Tart: a promiscuous lady from the outskirts of Derbyshire

Coconut: hairy brown nuts, cue innuendo

Caramac: a very sugary computer

@jo_miller70

Minstrels – watch out for the little men playing music in your chocolate bag

Bananas – usually in pyjamas and coming down the stairs

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The Egg Quiz

Here is a snippet of Jimbo’s Sunday Roast on Penistone FM. Jimbo has an easter based quiz for fellow Penistone FM presenter Ian France. It is pretty much an impossible to win quiz!

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