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WOWS Podcast Ep.12 The On Sale Black Friday Episode

Jimbo & Fisher are back with Ep.12 of the WOWS Podcast and as its Black Friday this episode is on sale and will cost you nothing at all other than 35 minutes of your time (this is the same as usual so its quite accurately like a Black Friday bogus offer) but there will be cheap chat and bargain bucket jokes thrown in for nowt.

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WOWS Useful Bit Of Spanish (Numero Tres)

Mi traje de baño ha volado del balcón – My swimwear has blown off the balcony

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Thanks again to Georgina Lax of georginalaxblog.wordpress.com for the translation

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WOWS Podcast Ep4

The next instalment of the WOWS Podcast is here. In this episode Jimbo & Fisher discuss Justin Bieber, The Queen and potential merchandise for Waste of Web Space. Jimbo and Fisher also attempt to do a film section and then mark International Womens Day and Mothers Day…but not very well. Enjoy and please leave a comment if you would like a shout out in the next podcast.

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#TechTweetsNowtOnTV

This week Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) tweeted all about technology from the old to new!

Jimbo (@JimboStudios)

Blender – “I apologised for the mix up”

Laser eye surgery – I once went to a seminar about this but I didn’t see the point and couldn’t focus

Astro Turf – this invention unfortunately doesn’t help Astronauts play football in space

Toaster – when talking about technology with my friends, this seems to pop up quite often

E-Mail – stands for electronic mail. The first email I sent was a package with a battery and wire in it

Pocket Calculator – this is an excellent device for working out how many pockets you have

Light Bulb – very important invention, it was one of those candle moments hovering above the inventors head at the time

Fridge – Me and my ex girlfriend split up because she didnt let me buy a new one of these. She was frigid

Push up bra – people wrongly assumed this invention would go tits up

Escalator – I once saw a fight start on one of these. I could tell trouble was going to escalate

Blender – I once accidentally put someone else’s fruit into my blender, I apologised for the mix up

Compass – I find this really useful. When I get lost I can draw a perfect circle

Fisher (@CFishTank)

Smartphone – mine wears a shirt and tie

GPRS system – I can’t find mine

Microwaves – a friend of mine asked me how powerful my Microwave was – I don’t know Watt he was talking about..

Sending a fax – Jimmy Savile used to offer to do this for people – he’d say, “Jim’ll fax it”

HD TV – the definition of this is perfect – the dictionary have got it spot on…

Electric Guitars – these were invented in the 1950’s and they struck a chord with musicians..

Computer Monitor – I know someone who had unprotected sex with one of these – he then had to go to the VDU clinic…

Black box – these record flight information from planes and they’re also John Terry’s least favourite type of box

Personal Computers – are more commonly know as PC’s – Gary Glitter’s was once taken away by a PC.

AM radios – I only listen to these before midday…

Smartphones – mine wears a shirt and tie

Fax number – I often get these confused – I suppose I should get my fax right…

A Fridge – I once had a big argument with someone about one of these – in the end, I told them to chill..

And some Tweets from our #TweetsNowtOnTV followers

Transformer – circuit board component that turns into a giant robot – @a_gosnay

PC – I had a headache when I was using a PC someone told me I should have had a tablet – @jo_miller70

Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for more #TweetsNowtOnTV every Sunday night at 10.15pm.

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#ShopTweetsNowtOnTV

This week myself (Jimbo) and Fisher have been tweeting about shops, here are a few things we had to say. All views are our own.

Thorntons – a chocolate shop until it melted during summer

Miss Selfridge – once duped someone into buying a fridge

Carphone Warehouse – sells phones shaped like cars

Comet – has a large tail of dust coming off the side of every store

Big Man Shop – sells clothes to fat men without having an awkward shop name to say that they sell clothes to fat men

WH Smiths: is a stationery shop so it has never moved once

Game – there’s no sign of any Pheasant or Venison in there

GAP – this shop sells________ at a reasonable price

Pets at Home – I took my dog there, he felt very much at home and chewed the furniture

Next….

PC World – they ensure that there is no sexism, racism or homophobia in their stores

GT News – a paper shop until it blew away in the wind

B&Q – if you’re rude towards people in there, you’re told to mind your B&Q’s

He Runs She Runs – straight out when they see the prices

Tesco – is Lord Sebastian Coe’s sister

Poundstretcher – worth pointing out you shouldn’t vandalise a pound coin as it has the queens face on it

Bank – ran into financially difficulty, so it received a huge bailout and is now 74% owned by the taxpayer

Marks & Spencer’s – this isn’t just any tweet this is an M&S tweet

House of Fraser: Niles Crane was said to be furious about the naming of this store

Early Learning Centre – never been able to buy anything from there as they only accept plastic coins

Poundland: would be screwed if we ever adopted the Euro

All Saints – a clothes shop that you can buy Mother Theresa, Santa Claus and Pope costumes from.

JD Sports – include pub golf and beer pong (but with Jack Daniels, obviously)

Boots – they sell pretty much everything apart from boots!?

Currys – started out by selling chicken tikka masala and naan breads

IKEA – if you want to go in this shop you have to assemble it first

Land of Leather – is the name of the island inhabited by David Dickinson and Judith Chalmers

For more Tweets like this follow @JimboStudios and @CFishTank for more Tweets Nowt On TV every Sunday night.

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Cat Man

Made while Jimbo was studying at the University of Huddersfield. This is Jimbo playing cat lover…Derek Dawson.

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#SportTweetsNowtOnTV

This week Jimbo & Fisher opted to tweet about Sport. Here a few of the highlights. Remember to follow @jimbostudios and @CFishTank on Twitter for more Tweets every Sunday evening from 10.15pm.

Sumo Wrestling – fat men wearing nappies and pushing each other..it’s not wrestling

Kasper Schmeichel – a goalkeeper like his dad but a lot paler and friendlier

David Seaman – former England goalkeeper, I won’t tell a joke about lobbing him

Javelin – an olympic game in which athletes try to throw Peter Crouch as far as they can

Ashley Cole – now he’s divorced is considering changing his name to Ashley Tweedy, or something like that…

Sky Sports – don’t actually broadcast many air based sports like paragliding bit of a let down

Kick Boxing – its like boxing but with your feet, it must be hard to walk with boxing gloves on your feet

Squash – its a sport that Lisa Riley off Emmerdale used to play with her boyfriend late at night in bed

Curling – you would think that the organisers of this event would have already swept the ice clean before

Rugby- there are 2 types, one is played by big ugly men and the other is played by ugly big men

Darts – not enough ninjas and assassins play this sport.

Chris Eubank – once introduced Steven Stephenson at an after dinner speech and drenched everyone in saliva

Steve Mcmanaman – the muppets sang a catchy song about him, manamana…

Alex Ferguson- has been at Man United for 25 years – and he hasn’t scored once. Rubbish.

Christiano Ronaldo – was bowled over when he won player of the year – even though no-one touched him

Tim Henman – was a Wimbledon semi finalist in 2009, 2010 and 2011 – when he worked as a commentator…

Combined Universities Netball Team – they prefer to use their full name and not the acronym…

Breast Stroke – very popular in swimming…in the showers

Water polo – it’s an enjoyable sport, but teaching the horses to swim is really difficult

Croquet – a game which involves you hitting your balls with a mallet.

Jessica Ennis- is married to a man called Paul Ennis – she loves P.Ennis…

Tennis Umpire- one of these was once castrated in a freak tennis accident, he then said “new balls please”

John ParrotJohn Parrott- he’s now a snooker commentator and he always repeats what the other commentator says

Bobsleigh racing – You have to borrow Bobs sleigh if you want to play

Weight Lifting – a sport not to be confused with Rick Wallers bedside crane

Surfing – I went surfing not long ago, then deleted my history

Dirty Tackle – footballers like Ashley Cole and John Terry should really be tested for this

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