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WOWS Podcast Ep.25 No One Was Injured During The Making of this Podcast

Jimbo & Fisher host the most hazardous episode so far despite it being Health & Safety themed. Jimbo blindfolds Fisher to play a game of “Sniff Uranus”

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#HealthTweetsNowtOnTV

Health is a huge part of modern life. If it wasn’t for health, you’d probably be dead. Below Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) part take in another session of #TweetsNowtOnTV – this time its #HealthTweetsNowtOnTV. Quick, someone call a doctor, this blog is side splitting.

Parkinson’s – An illness that makes you feel the need to interview anyone who sits on your sofa

Scale & Polish – when a dentists climbs up your teeth with a can of Mr Sheen and a feather duster

Ultrasound – is how you would describe someone who is more than great

Pharmacy – where you can by medicine for cows/chickens and sheep

Piles – annoying, irritating and aggravating but that’s enough about Jedward

Midwife – a man who is on his third marriage would describe his 2nd wife as this

Hygiene – is how you would greet someone called Jean

Tourette’s – I have a friend who has this who says a good way to deal with it is eating lots of fruit. He swears by it

Mole – they sit on your face and secretly listen to what you are saying

Short Sighted – most English football Premiership referees suffer with this

Key Hole Surgery – a form of cosmetic surgery for doors

NHS – if you want to find out what I have to say about this then you will have to join my waiting list

X-Ray – someone who used to be called Ray

Bandage – is a collection of pop singers and bands raising money for old people at a big concert

Plaster – I fell over after getting drunk. and cut my knees. Luckily a first aid kit was on hand. I was plastered

Aids – I knew a man who had unprotected sex with a lorry – he ended up being HGV positive

Inflamed colon – involves having massive punctuation in the book you’re reading

MRSA – was the wife of Mr A

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