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#FictionTweetsNowtOnTV

More #TweetsNowtOnTV are here, this time with Jimbo (@JimboStudios) & Fisher (@CFishTank) tweeting all about the world of fiction!

Jimbo – @JimboStudios

Marley & Me

Dumbledore – in the Harry Potter books he was 116 years old, he can now be found presenting Strictly Come Dancing

The Hobbit – I’ve started to read this book right before I go to bed. I’ve made a bit of a hobbit of it.

101 Dalmatians – I watched the sequel to this film, 102 Dalmations…it’s not a spot on the original

Hannibal Lector – I tried reading Silence Of The Lambs, but I just couldn’t get my teeth into it

Moby Dick – was a huge big white whale but that’s enough about Rick Waller

Twilight Series – I finally got round to reading these books about teenage vampires and to be honest..it sucks

Edward Scissorhands – I went for the lead role for a stage version of this. But I didn’t make the cut

Marley and Me – is a brilliant but sad film where Owen Wilson has to have his pet reggae singer put to sleep

Sex & The City – is how a wannabe Wag would describe the Manchester City Christmas party

Mr.Toad – from Wind in the Willows who drove his car too fast. When he breaks down he has to be “toad” away

Fisher – @CFishTank

Back To The Future – I watched that film tomorrow

That Disney Mouse – I met him once and he wasn’t very nice to me – he kept taking the Mickey…

Lord Voldemort – is referred to as ‘he who must not be named’ – I think he probably took out a superinjunction…

Peter Pan – I think he was Dutch – because apparently he lived in the Netherlands…

Sirius Black – because of his surname, John Terry hates him – that’s not a joke, I’m being Sirius…

Dr Dolittle – could talk to animals – I think that’s true, that’s what my dog told me anyway

Works of fiction – include things like Jeffery Acher’s books… and his defence in Court

R2D2 and C3PO – I think they were the inventors of ‘text speak’

Marty McFly – is a time traveller in the film Back to the Future – I watched that film tomorrow

James Bond – crashed his Aston Martin recently – the accident led to him being shaken, but not stirred

#TweetsNowtOnTV takes place on Sunday evenings on Twitter at 10.15. Follow us and join in. The last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV will take place on Sunday 21st October.

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#WebTweetsNowtOnTV

Jimbo (@JimboStudios) & Fisher (@CFishTank) are back and this time #TweetsNowtOnTV tackles the world of the world wide web with #WebTweetsNowtOnTV. So get connected and enjoy!

Google – I did a google search for this search engine

Google – I used this search engine the other day to find the Google search engine

Broadband – a term used to describe the Arctic Monkeys accent

Bandwidth – is something to do with data, not how much Beth Ditto adds to the width of her band The Gossip

Parental Controls – I set these on family computer to stop my parents from looking at porn

Internet Explorer – is how Christopher Columbus really found America and imported tobacco

Firefox – is a website for recently made redundant foxes

Wikipedia – no idea what this is, I’ll just look it up on Wikipedia

Comparison Websites – I used a website to compare which one of these was better

Moonpig.com – was gutted when this website put its prices up, but since finding funky pigeon, I’m over the moon

Yahoo – is what an excited American would say

Chat Rooms – is where you can log on to talk about rooms with other people interested in rooms

Dating Websites – I once dated someone online, it didn’t last long, we lost the connection

Instant Messenger – deliver messages instantly, unlike the Royal Mail, who just lose them

4G – Is the text abbreviation for if you were asking for group sex

Amazon – is a website you can buy rainforests from

URL – a really unlucky guy who keeps getting bad Karma and has a show on Channel 4 his name is URL

Hotmail – a popular website amongst straight females and gay men

Spam – I keep getting people emailing me this

Internet Shopping – I was doing this the other day and a window came up asking I needed help, i said I was just browsing

Favorites – is secret section on my parents computer where details of who the favorite child is stored

WAP – is the violent impact which occurs when Batman and Robin can’t get there mobile phone Internet working

Spotify –is what Harry Potter says when he wants to give an enemy really back acne

Google Earth – that’s a bloody impressive sponsorship deal that Google have got there

LastMinute .com – thinking for a name of this website was completed very late in the day

Spam – I get this via email – I currently have someone persistently trying to sell me some tinned meat

The worldwide web – was created by an over-active spider

Hotmail – is the result of the postman setting fire to your post – that’s presuming they haven’t lost it first

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#FilmTweetsNowtOnTV

Here is one of the first ever #TweetsNowtOnTV. Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) tweet all about films.

Avatar – a film about big blue Smurfs

 Brokeback Mountain – I missed most of this film but my mate filled me in on our last camping trip

Groundhog Day –
it’s not a bad film really, it’s not a bad film really

Gandhi – there was rumors of a sequel to this film, however there wasn’t enough hunger for it

The good the bad, the ugly – stars Mother Theresa, Osama Bin Laden and Wayne Rooney

The Exorcist – Can’t believe I agreed to watch this film, don’t know what possessed me

Avatar –
I think this is a film about big Smurfs

Muppets Christmas Carol – starred a Muppet in the lead role but that’s enough about Michael Caine

Rush Hour – I was stuck in massive queues to see this film

E.T – a film about a boy with an extra testicle… I think

Armageddon – I missed this film, still, not the end of the world

Anger Management – this film was so bad that I smashed up the DVD player
 
Wayne’s World – this film features Rio Ferdinand, Coleen and lots of old ladies

How to Lose a Guy in 10 days – that’s easy, just make him watch this film

Titanic – was so sad at the ending of this film, it still hasn’t sunk in

Harry Potter – I think this film is about a bloke who is good at ceramics

Armageddon – gutted I didn’t see this film in the cinema, still, it’s not the end of the world

 The Man With the Golden Gun – had to send it to Cash For Gold as he had fallen on hard times

The Kindergarten Cop – featured Arnold Schwarzenegger as a teacher… until he went on strike

The English Patient – unfortunately they caught MRSA

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