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WOWS Review of 2012 Ep1

Jimbo & Fisher are here with the Waste of Web Space Review of the Year episode 1. This episode is set in a supermarket with Jimbo & Fisher on the look out for celebrity shoppers. Fisher invents a game called “What has Antony Worrall Thompson stolen”.

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#ShowbizTweetsNowtOnTV – The Last #TweetsNowtOnTV ever.

This is the last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV. Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) have reached the remarkable feat of 52 editions of #TweetsNowtOnTV. This is a full years worth and is why Jimbo & Fisher have decided to call it a day.

So here is the last ever #TweetsNowtOnTV – Jimbo  and Fisher tweeted all about showbiz.

Jimbo – @JimboStudios

Elvis – My Grandma was all shook up when he died

Mercury Music Awards – liquid based heavy metal music is usually a big winner at these awards

Elvis – my grandma was a big Elvis fan. When she heard about his death she was all shook up

Soap Operas – I’ve stopped watching these as they were getting on my nerves. I’m watching Hand Sanitizer operas now

Meatloaf – my girlfriend wanted me to take her to a Meatloaf gig. Now I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.

Will.i.am – is an unfortunate example of illiterate parents with bad grammar

Strictly Come Dancing – they abbreviate this to SCD. Which is why they couldn’t just do a show based on tap dancing

Katie Price – split up with her boyfriend this week. Next month she will be divorcing her next weeks 2nd husband

Labrinth – I love his music. I put it on and just get completely lost in it

Britains Got Talent – I auditioned for this singing, acting, dancing & comedy. I made a complete show of myself

Girls Aloud – are reforming for their 10th anniversary. Wow 10 years! That’s a whole lotta history

Hulk Hogan – apparently sex tapes have been leaked of this wrestling legend. That’s a choke hold I don’t want to see

Michael Jackson – I once had my picture took with him…well it was a waxwork in Madam Tussauds..same thing

Bruce Forsyth – Is the 1st oldest person in showbiz. The 2nd oldest created earth in one week

Sylvester Stalone – I love the film where he is a boxer. But I prefer the programme where he chases a yellow budgie

Fisher (@CFishTank)

Charlie Chaplin was arrested but chose to remain silent in court

Paul O’Grady – he used to dress up as a woman, until he got bad reviews – he was Savaged by the press

Kim & Aggie – they won loads of awards at the National Television Awards – they cleaned up

The Brit Awards – are Nick Griffin’s favourite award ceremony

Gary Glitter – it’s alleged that he’s a prominent member of a child abuse ring – he’s the leader of the gang

Bruce Forsyth – I once met his sister’s daughter – it was niece to see her

Anthea Turner – she did a TV show about being the perfect housewife – why wasn’t she at home doing some cooking?

Anne Robinson – was knocked unconscious recently; her face was lifeless… and then she was knocked unconscious

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen – he’s an interior designer who has won loads of awards – he’s been heavily decorated

Celebrity Wife Swap – is John Terry’s favourite tv programme

Dick & Dom – one of them is very irritating and unfunny… and so is the other one

Film Festivals – there’s a famous one in France – but I Cannes not think of its name

George Michael – I saw a fly on the wall documentary about him – it was real car crash TV

Bruce Forsyth (again) – was really popular in the 70’s – the 1970’s and the 1870’s

Charlie Chaplin – was arrested recently – when appearing in Court, he decided to remain silent

Jim’ll Fix It – I once wrote to it asking for the presenter’s legacy to be ruined, I’m not sure what came of it though

#TweetsNowtOnTV has now finished but coming soon we will be posting #TweetsNowtOnTV’s best bits from the last 52 editions!

 

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#SweetTweetsNowtOnTV

Jimbo & Fisher this week tweeted all about anything with a sweet taste!

Jimbo (@JimboStudios)

M&M sweet but swears a lot when he raps!

Jelly Babies – my auntie and uncle couldn’t have jelly babies so they adopted gummy bears instead 

Fruit Pastels –
are a bit of a rip off really, you can’t draw anything with them

Sherbet Dip – My friend once worked in a sweet factory and I had a bet he would fall in this stuff, it was a sure-bet

Milky Way – is a Galaxy, oh no sorry that’s a totally different chocolate bar

White Chocolate – is the only chocolate John Terry will consume

Mars Bar – I once tried a battered Mars bar, it had been ran over and trampled on

Penguin – the packaging on these chocolate bars is a complete joke

Black Jack – I once tried one of these, admittedly, it was a bit of a gamble

M&Ms – is a rapper with blonde hair who swears quite a lot

Revels – Someone I don’t like once chocked on one of these, I enjoyed revelling in his misfortune

Hundreds & Thousands – is what Andy Carrol should have actually cost Liverpool and I mean sweets, not money

Boiled Sweets – these are sweets which Susan Boyle has sat on

Fisher (@CFishTank)

Fruit & Nuts – Boy George

Double Deckers – if you want to get one of these, you better make sure you’re not trying to pay with a ten pound note

Allsorts – contain a random unorganised mixture – the England football team’s defence is based on this concept as well

Skittles – I eat these when I go to my local bowling alley.

Wham bars – are what you call pubs that play songs by George Michael and Andrew Ridgley.

Snickers – these used to be called Marathons – I once ate one that was 26 miles long

Wispas –  these are popular in China..

Fruit and Nuts – are two adjectives that could be used to describe Boy George..

Black Magic – this is John Terry’s least favourite selection box…

Wine gums – were George Best’s favourite sweets..

Cadburys Chocolate Bars – I once met a dancer who had loads of these going spare – I asked her to give me a Twirl…

Bounty – you can wear these as hats – I remember someone telling me that Osama had a large Bounty on his head…

Twix – I use to steal these. After stopping doing it, I’m now stealing them for a 2nd time – I’m up to my old twix again

and some from our #TweetsNowtOnTV followers

Rainbow drops- when they get older they become chocolate brownies! – @Steph_Lax

Clubs –
Did anyone ever find out what happened when you “Join our club” – @andrew_swfc

Don’t forget to follow us Jimbo (@JimbosStudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) on twitter for more #TweetsNowtOnTV every Sunday night at 10.15pm.

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