Weekly Sunday night tweets are back and this week Jimbo (@jimbostudios) and Fisher (@CFishTank) tweeted about Food. #TweetsNowtOnTV is getting quite a following and others have no started to join in too! Here are a pick of the best #FoodTweetsNowtOnTV.
Mint – I once got carried away and ate too many mints so I ate an onion to freshen up
Ice cream – is what I do when I’m on a roller coaster or when someone makes me jump
Spaghetti – Easy to cook but I bet my mom could still burn it, I wouldn’t put it past-her
Pot Noodles – how do you even smoke them?
Rice Crispies – when you add milk they go snap, crackle and pop, when you add dynamite they are a little louder
Cheese – I was going to make a joke about Anthony Worrall Thompson but it wouldn’t be very mature
BBQ Ribs – one positive to come from my great uncles funeral at the crematorium
Carrot – apparently help you see in the dark, also they don’t need battery’s like torches
Apple – an apple a day keeps the doctor away, Harold Shipman obviously was immune to apples
Full English – is the only thing John Terry will eat
Meatballs – Are really nice in China, they really are the dogs bollocks
Wholemeal bread: you’d have to eat quite a lot of it to make it into a whole meal
Gateau: I’d like to have more of these – but I suppose I can’t have my cake and eat it
Peanut butter: if you do this, you should probably visit your doctor
Apple Sauce: was the name of the staff magazine which detailed all the juicey gossip in Steve Jobs’ organisation
Lamb: I ate some of this with a lovely sauce the other day – it was mint
Pizza: I knew a takeaway that sold these, but they closed after suffering cashflow problems – they ran out of dough.
Beef sirloin: I store this right at the top of my fridge – the steaks are high
Meat: Lady Gaga once wore a dress made of this, it didn’t leave much to the imagination – you could see her sausage
Meatballs: I ate these in a Korean restaurant a few months ago – they were the dog’s bollocks
Cherry Bakewell: is what Tony Blair says to his wife when he wants her to cook something nice
And a few picks from some #TweetsNowtOnTV newbies
Munchies – I get these so I go and buy a pack
Cherry bakewells – whoever’s made them have baked them very well
Icing – got to be careful when eating this it can be a bit slippy
Bakewell Tart: a promiscuous lady from the outskirts of Derbyshire
Coconut: hairy brown nuts, cue innuendo
Caramac: a very sugary computer
Minstrels – watch out for the little men playing music in your chocolate bag
Bananas – usually in pyjamas and coming down the stairs
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