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Thorntons – a chocolate shop until it melted during summer
Miss Selfridge – once duped someone into buying a fridge
Carphone Warehouse – sells phones shaped like cars
Comet – has a large tail of dust coming off the side of every store
Big Man Shop – sells clothes to fat men without having an awkward shop name to say that they sell clothes to fat men
WH Smiths: is a stationery shop so it has never moved once
Game – there’s no sign of any Pheasant or Venison in there
GAP – this shop sells________ at a reasonable price
Pets at Home – I took my dog there, he felt very much at home and chewed the furniture
PC World – they ensure that there is no sexism, racism or homophobia in their stores
GT News – a paper shop until it blew away in the wind
B&Q – if you’re rude towards people in there, you’re told to mind your B&Q’s
He Runs She Runs – straight out when they see the prices
Tesco – is Lord Sebastian Coe’s sister
Poundstretcher – worth pointing out you shouldn’t vandalise a pound coin as it has the queens face on it
Bank – ran into financially difficulty, so it received a huge bailout and is now 74% owned by the taxpayer
Marks & Spencer’s – this isn’t just any tweet this is an M&S tweet
House of Fraser: Niles Crane was said to be furious about the naming of this store
Early Learning Centre – never been able to buy anything from there as they only accept plastic coins
Poundland: would be screwed if we ever adopted the Euro
All Saints – a clothes shop that you can buy Mother Theresa, Santa Claus and Pope costumes from.
JD Sports – include pub golf and beer pong (but with Jack Daniels, obviously)
Boots – they sell pretty much everything apart from boots!?
Currys – started out by selling chicken tikka masala and naan breads
IKEA – if you want to go in this shop you have to assemble it first
Land of Leather – is the name of the island inhabited by David Dickinson and Judith Chalmers
Jimbo – @JimboStudios
The invention of the TV – seems good but when you think about it, it actually exposes everyone to places like Essex
Henry VIII – had 6 wives, who shouldn’t have said to him “I’ve had it up to the neck with you”
Nazi Germany – ruled by the most hated man ever, no not Justin Bieber
BC – this means events that occurred before Jesus Christ like shutting your finger in a car door or stubbing your toe
Invention of the Wheel – this was a wheely good idea
Ancient Egypt – used to mummify the dead which preserved them, which might explain Bruce Forsyth
Christopher Columbus – sailed and discovered America, and everyone thinks the Costa Concordia captain was bad!
The French Revolution – was a bad day for the French, I think it’s when they realised they were actually French
Admiral Nelson – was a famous navy officer whose boat insurance was very cheap
Live Aid – a rock concert which helped raise money to fight poverty in Africa…and Bonos face lift
Battle of Waterloo – was when Abba were so popular that people were fighting over copies of their single in HMV
Stoneage – when hairy men communicated through grunting, this age reoccurs every Saturday night in Barnsley at 1am
Charles Darwin – came up worth the theory of evolution when he discovered Piers Morgan had evolved from a rat
Gunpowder Plot – was when a bloke called Guy tried to blow up Parliament, it didn’t work, he fawked it up
When Women Won the Vote – without this event there’s no way One Direction would have got that far in X-Factor
Florence Nightingale – before she was a a nurse she was a vet, she was glad when the dog days were over
The Moon Landings: is when Neil Armstrong took one giant leap – that said, he was assisted by the zero gravity
The Fall of the Berlin Wall: David Hasslehoff was present, but unfortunately he wasn’t underneath it at the time
The Independence of America: was formally declared in 1996 by Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum
9/11: equals 0.8181818
Election of George Bush: happened in 1988 – he was a bad president, the USA vowed never to make that mistake again
English Civil War: was one the politest wars ever – I think that’s what a civil war is
The Polish Uprising: this started in 1863 and was led by an army general named Mr Sheen
Lord Nelson: was a great UK military leader. During his tenure, the UK only had 1 army
The Bore War: involved the British Empire fighting against some wild pigs… and John Major
The Easter Rising: was when Jesus came back from the dead in Ireland in 1916
The Battle of Stanford Bridge: took place in 1066 before the Battle of Hastings – 3 Chelsea players were red carded
The assassination of JFK: happened when Lee Harvey Owsald shot an airport
The Cuban Missile Crisis: involved Fidel Castro and Che Guevara getting lost in a supermarket
The Monica Lewinsky Scandal: her affair with Bill Clinton was blown out of proportion – and so was he…
Six day war: was only meant to last 1 day – but Royal Mail delivered the letter declaring a ceasefire
The invention of sliced bread: this happened in 1928 – it was described as being the best thing ever
and a couple from a #TweetsNowtOnTV follower @AlistairHGVCC
Columbus: public transport in South America
Charles Darwin: has a theory of evolution which is questioned because of Wayne Rooney
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