Laser eye surgery – I once went to a seminar about this but I didn’t see the point and couldn’t focus
Astro Turf – this invention unfortunately doesn’t help Astronauts play football in space
Toaster – when talking about technology with my friends, this seems to pop up quite often
E-Mail – stands for electronic mail. The first email I sent was a package with a battery and wire in it
Pocket Calculator – this is an excellent device for working out how many pockets you have
Light Bulb – very important invention, it was one of those candle moments hovering above the inventors head at the time
Fridge – Me and my ex girlfriend split up because she didnt let me buy a new one of these. She was frigid
Push up bra – people wrongly assumed this invention would go tits up
Escalator – I once saw a fight start on one of these. I could tell trouble was going to escalate
Blender – I once accidentally put someone else’s fruit into my blender, I apologised for the mix up
Compass – I find this really useful. When I get lost I can draw a perfect circle
GPRS system – I can’t find mine
Microwaves – a friend of mine asked me how powerful my Microwave was – I don’t know Watt he was talking about..
Sending a fax – Jimmy Savile used to offer to do this for people – he’d say, “Jim’ll fax it”
HD TV – the definition of this is perfect – the dictionary have got it spot on…
Electric Guitars – these were invented in the 1950’s and they struck a chord with musicians..
Computer Monitor – I know someone who had unprotected sex with one of these – he then had to go to the VDU clinic…
Black box – these record flight information from planes and they’re also John Terry’s least favourite type of box
Personal Computers – are more commonly know as PC’s – Gary Glitter’s was once taken away by a PC.
AM radios – I only listen to these before midday…
Smartphones – mine wears a shirt and tie
Fax number – I often get these confused – I suppose I should get my fax right…
A Fridge – I once had a big argument with someone about one of these – in the end, I told them to chill..
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Transformer – circuit board component that turns into a giant robot – @a_gosnay
PC – I had a headache when I was using a PC someone told me I should have had a tablet – @jo_miller70
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