It’s awards season so Jimbo and Fisher hold the first annual WOWSCAR awards.
Fisher also delivers a cracking game of “Are UKIPPING Me Or Are UKIDDING Me”
Sorry about the sudden ending, we aren’t sure what’s happened but you’ve only missed 10 seconds of us saying goodbye which is probably everyone’s favourite bit.
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Jimbo & Fisher are back with the first WOWS Podcast of 2018 and this time its a none alcoholic episode for Dry January.
Jimbo presents us with the Celebrity Teetotaliser and all we really learn is that none alcoholic lager is vile.
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Just when you can’t get enough Christmas, here are Jimbo & Fisher with the Christmas Special of the WOWS Podcast.
Up for discussion is the leaking HMS Queen Elizabeth, organ donation and The Apprentice final.
Jimbo & Fisher also do the casting for a modern nativity, reminisce over channel 5’s Naked Jungle with Keith Chegwin and Fisher tests out Jimbo with a Christmas quiz which he later decided he should have called “Merry Quiztmas”.
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There wasn’t much feedback on yesterday’s ‘blog, it received no ‘likes’ – which has made it about as popular as Jim Davidson’s bookings agent.
I was a bit surprised that I didn’t get any correspondence from George Osborne – although I’m told that after his declaration that his budget was ‘tough, but the right one for Britain’, I’m told that he’s now busy preparing for his new job – were he’s going to work as a professional turd polisher…
Anyhow, it’s time to move on to today’s ‘blog… which will be highly streamlined as I’ve been out and had quite a few drinks… it’s the least I could do given that beer is now 1 pence a pint cheaper…
I’ll be back tomorrow…
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There wasn’t much feedback on yesterday’s ‘blog (there were no ‘likes’) although my ‘blog post the other week about The Pope seemed to regain in popularity (or ‘pope-ularity’), which just goes to prove how timeless these ‘blog posts really are. That said, perhaps it’s just the world we live in and if I was to make a joke about John Terry being racist then it would always hold true – although I wouldn’t make such a joke as Terry was acquitted of said crime in a Court of Law…
There was little feedback from badger fans either and I’m struggling to think of any further badger related puns as a way of passing comment on this in all honesty.
Anyhow, it’s time to move on to today’s ‘blog, you great big puffy woofters… as today’s ‘blog is about Australia.
There was a time when Australia was inhabited purely by the Aborigines and thus the place was uncivilised – and look at it now!
I’m not really sure what Australia’s main exports are, although I’m guessing they’re daytime soap operas and barman who work in London. I’m also pretty sure their main industry is drinking.
Although apparently that now isn’t the case and there’s an increasing amount of Australians who now don’t drink – and some of them are even men.
Quite what has happened to the Australians is beyond me, a few years ago a group of Australians at a music festival complained because they were only allowed to take 24 cans into the festival with them per day – although perhaps One Direction were performing, hence them needing more than 24 cans to make the day seem bearable.
It’s a shame that Australia isn’t now strong drinking nation that it once was… there was one man in particular who was affected terribly by heavy drinking to such an extent that he got married and split up on numerous occasions… he now has 4X wives…
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Crack open a bottle of beer/wine or grab yourself a soft drink whilst sipping this edition of #TweetsNowtOnTV which is all about Drinks. What’s your tipple? It’s Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fishers (@CFishTank) round with #DrinkTweetsNowtOnTV, enjoy it but don’t have too much!
Pepsi Max – inspired a rollercoaster. I have been on it, there were no ups, downs or bends. It was a bit flat.
Diet Coke – is what Pete Doherty has when he is on a diet
Spring Water – I once dropped a bottle of this and it bounced away from me
Pepsi Max – inspired a roller coaster. I went on it but it was rubbish there were no dips or bends, it had gone flat
Nescafé – is a cafe Scotland by the banks of Lochness
Milkshake – I’ve stopped making milkshake as it keeps bringing boys to my yard, apparently its better than yours
XXXX – My girlfriend sends me this every birthday in Christmas in a card
Tango – this drink is also an excellent dancer, unlike Paul Gascoigne…who is an excellent drinker.
Yorkshire Tea – I pity t’fools who t’drink this
Southern Comfort – a sofa shop in Devon
Milk – I hate how some cows are treated during milking, I think it’s an udder disgrace
Peach Schnapps – photographs of Peaches Geldof
Woo Woo – sorry I just got excited about this tweet
Iced Tea – is what happened when Mr T got locked in a fridge freezer
Wine – my friend is jealous my home made wine is better than his, I think it’s just sour grapes
My friends are jealous of my home made wine. I think its just sour grapes.
7 Up – is what most teams will be against Cardiff if they finally get promoted to the Premiership
Carlsberg – I’ve asked them to write this tweet for me as it will probably be the best tweet in the world
Panda Pops – are hard to find nowadays, this brand is almost extinct
Breast milk – I drank some of this for a bet recently – I felt a right tit while I was doing it
Blackcurrant – one of these is sleeping with a redcurrant’s wife – that’s some current affairs news for you…
Cranberry juice – is good at healing urinary infections. That’s actually true – I’m not taking the piss
Carling – I once thought I drank this, it was yellowish and quite warm – fortunately it turned out to be urine
French white wine – I’m trying to think of the name of some of these – but I’m currently drawing a blanc
Champagne – is what you call it when someone fakes an injury – it’s popular with Premiership football players
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