Stamp Collectors Society – as far as collectors societies go, this one is first class
Miners Welfare – I think this is a group for people Jimmy Savile used to know
Paranormal Groups – I once went to one of these, the people were a bit weird, they all looked like they’d seen a ghost
Gamblers Anonymous – I need to go to this but its full. They said they will let me know when there’s a spare slot
Fishing Club – I have been in my fishing club for 15 years, I can’t help it, I’m hooked!
Student Union – I was in the Student Union at university. The uniform was last nights clothes and a traffic cone hat
Arts & Crafts Club – I was abused when I was in this club. I got felt up.
Scouts – Scouts are always going on about how great they are & how much good they do, what do they want a bloody badge!
Rainbows – I tried to join Rainbows but was thrown out for turning up dressed as Zippy
Model Airplane Society – I once tried to start one of these societies but it never really took off
Poker Club – my local poker club have just celebrated there 15th anniversary I sent them a card & gave them a big hand
Train Spotters – these people are great. They have an excellent track record.
Nudist Society – I was annoyed when i was thrown out of this society for wearing underwear…the bare cheek of it!
The FA – Roy Hogdson has some strong views on his employer – if you’re on the tube, he might tell them to you
The Royal Shakespeare Company – they lost a pencil recently; no-one knows what type it was – was it a 2B or not 2B?
The TUC – a trade union body that insists on people having coffee breaks – and eating cheesy biscuits at the same time
Gamblers Anonymous – my local group closed recently – I’m not sure what the odds on that happening were…
The Brownies – John Terry isn’t a fan of this group…
Equity – 2 members of this actors union had a row recently – although they might have just been pretending
News International Group – are organising an Xmas party – James Murdoch isn’t going as he didn’t know anything about it
The Football Referees Association – wrongdoings in this group were recently revealed by a whistle-blower…
The National Trust – Jimmy Savile lost this year…
Association of Rail Operators – their annual meeting was delayed… then it was cancelled and took place on a bus
Group for embarrassing problems – I went to the premature ejaculators group – although I arrived far too early…
Alcoholics Anonymous – these meetings are quite strenuous – so the participants often nip for a pint afterwards…
Trade Unions – they had a ten-pin bowling night the other week – there were loads of strikes
British Dental Association – they once merged with the British Manicurists Association – but they fought tooth and nail
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