Crack open a bottle of beer/wine or grab yourself a soft drink whilst sipping this edition of #TweetsNowtOnTV which is all about Drinks. What’s your tipple? It’s Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and Fishers (@CFishTank) round with #DrinkTweetsNowtOnTV, enjoy it but don’t have too much!
Pepsi Max – inspired a rollercoaster. I have been on it, there were no ups, downs or bends. It was a bit flat.
Diet Coke – is what Pete Doherty has when he is on a diet
Spring Water – I once dropped a bottle of this and it bounced away from me
Pepsi Max – inspired a roller coaster. I went on it but it was rubbish there were no dips or bends, it had gone flat
Nescafé – is a cafe Scotland by the banks of Lochness
Milkshake – I’ve stopped making milkshake as it keeps bringing boys to my yard, apparently its better than yours
XXXX – My girlfriend sends me this every birthday in Christmas in a card
Tango – this drink is also an excellent dancer, unlike Paul Gascoigne…who is an excellent drinker.
Yorkshire Tea – I pity t’fools who t’drink this
Southern Comfort – a sofa shop in Devon
Milk – I hate how some cows are treated during milking, I think it’s an udder disgrace
Peach Schnapps – photographs of Peaches Geldof
Woo Woo – sorry I just got excited about this tweet
Iced Tea – is what happened when Mr T got locked in a fridge freezer
Wine – my friend is jealous my home made wine is better than his, I think it’s just sour grapes
My friends are jealous of my home made wine. I think its just sour grapes.
7 Up – is what most teams will be against Cardiff if they finally get promoted to the Premiership
Carlsberg – I’ve asked them to write this tweet for me as it will probably be the best tweet in the world
Panda Pops – are hard to find nowadays, this brand is almost extinct
Breast milk – I drank some of this for a bet recently – I felt a right tit while I was doing it
Blackcurrant – one of these is sleeping with a redcurrant’s wife – that’s some current affairs news for you…
Cranberry juice – is good at healing urinary infections. That’s actually true – I’m not taking the piss
Carling – I once thought I drank this, it was yellowish and quite warm – fortunately it turned out to be urine
French white wine – I’m trying to think of the name of some of these – but I’m currently drawing a blanc
Champagne – is what you call it when someone fakes an injury – it’s popular with Premiership football players