Biathlon…

There wasn’t much feedback on yesterday’s ‘blog, it received no ‘likes’ – which made it about as popular as Rio Ferdinand with his… erm… actually, there’s no need for a further explanation, just ‘as popular as Rio Ferdinand’ is surely sufficient?  

 

I was a bit surprised that I didn’t get any correspondence from any Russians or people who are big supporters of the Russian Government – although I did get one threatening message from someone who said that I’ll be made to pay for my slurs about the Russian Government; the person who left the message didn’t give his name, just initials – what kind of loser has the initials KGB anyway?

 

(I’ll probably have been killed by this time tomorrow…). 

 

Anyhow, it’s time to move on to today’s ‘blog, which is about tennis… no wait, it’s about cycling… oh no wait, it’s now about tennis again…

 

The reason I say this is because tennis player Serena Williams was stuck in traffic for her match at the Miami Masters, so she borrowed a bike from her hotel and cycled to the venue – I think the traffic was busy because there was a big tennis tournament in the vicinity and the world number 1 ranked player in the woman’s game was about to be taking to the Court…

 

Now, I know that a lot of people often comment about Serena Williams being a bit masculine, but I won’t sink to that level as she’s a brilliant tennis player. 

 

…who plays in the mixed singles. 

 

There’s no doubt that Serena would have made a very butch and manly cyclist – and that’s saying something given the sheer volume of performance-enhancing drugs that some cyclists take. 

 

There’s little going on in the world of tennis at the moment, although the rumours are going around to say that Andy Murray has been training hard this year in order to try and complete that almost unheard of feat for him: smiling…

 

It’s good news thought that Serena could play in the Miami Masters as her sister Venus was unable to play… she unfortunately has had to pull out after she got her c*ck caught in her the zip on her jeans… it was another example of a Venus fly trap incident…  

 

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