And the winner is…

There wasn’t much feedback on yesterday’s ‘blog (there were no ‘likes’) although I’m guessing that that’s because everyone was flying away on their obscenely expensive half-term holidays – or at least sitting in Heathrow terminal 5 waiting for their baggage to appear.

Anyhow, it’s time to move on to today’s ‘blog which is about the Oscars. The Oscars are due to be happening on Sunday night and the Oscar for worst boyfriend will be going to Pistorius…

He was up in Court today and was represented by his legal team (or should that be ‘paralegal team’?) and his defence was that he thought there was an intruder in the bathroom (as you do, let’s be honest, if you’re a burglar that’s the first place you’d go isn’t it? You’d be straight into the bathroom making sure you stole his toothbrush and toilet roll).

It’s alleged that Pistorius shot his girlfriend when she was on the toilet, which is ironic as Pistorius claimed he’d heard a disturbance and shot his girlfriend through the bathroom door because he’d metaphorically sh*t himself…

It’s alledged that he then smashed the door down with a cricket bat – which again is slightly ironic as he now wants to be released on Bail…

To be fair to Pistorius, despite being a double amputee… he just wants to be compared to an able-bodied athlete… unfortunately, the able-bodied athlete in question is OJ Simpson…

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