More #TweetsNowtOnTV and this time Jimbo (@JimboStudios) and (@CFishTank) spent their 14o characters tweeting all about luxuries!
Jimbo @JimboStudios

Limo – I could just afford one of these, but it was a stretch
Spa Day – I once went for a spa day. I bought a newspaper, a packet of chocolate fingers and a lottery ticket
Champagne – the England football team don’t drink much of this
The Ritz – is really expensive for a cracker biscuit
Holiday Home – lots of celebrities have these but Jimmy Savile had a camper van, he said it helped him feel young
Fur Coat – Animal rights campaigners don’t like these. I think it’s because they are too expensive
Motorboat – I was offered a cheap one these because the motor was broken, it’s on sale now
Limousine – My girlfriend has asked for one of these, I can probably just afford one but it will be a stretch
Super King Sized Bed – sounds like a huge bed but actually it’s only the size of a cigarette packet
Gold Filling – I once wrote to Jim’ll fix it asking for these, kind of regret it now
Swimming Pool – having one of these is a luxury..unless your Michael Barrymore
En-Suite – I want a house with one these but they are quite expensive. I will look for one that’s bog standard
Heated Toilet Seat – I really want one of these, they are shit hot
Fisher @CFishTank

Las Vegas Strip – a place in the USA…or what Prince Harry did
Travelling first class – is an upmarket thing to do – although I’d say travelling via post is a cheap thing to do
Burberry – they used to have a really luxury brand – but their recent history has been quite checkered.
Selfridges – this luxury department store has recently diversified its product range – they now sell freezers as well
Upmarket tailored suits – you can buy these from London’s Savile Row – although this road may now have to be renamed…
A Tag Heuer watch: I lost mine – I was going to look for it, but I didn’t have the time…
The Las Vegas Strip – is home to many upmarket large hotels… and is what Prince Harry did
Armani – Silvio Berlusconi has a pair of these Italian jeans – you can find them on the floor of a woman’s bedroom
Canapé – is what you call it when a Scottish person can’t afford something…
Dyson ball cleaner – a lad who I know got confused about the proper use of this – she regrets that mistake now…
Chanel No. 5 – make high quality perfume – but the television programmes they show are awful
Extra thick toilet paper – some people think it’s important – although I don’t have a roll for it in my bathroom…
Offshore bank accounts – these are held by numerous wealthy people – and the dogs of football managers…
The American Express Black Card – is a credit card for wealthy people, like footballers – but John Terry hates them…
Being driven by a chauffeur: is a great luxury – as long as he isn’t drunk and heading through a tunnel in Paris
Polo: is a game played on horses – I think you have to hit a ball through a hole on a minty sweet
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