The latest instalment of Sunday night #TweetsNowtOnTV is here with Jimbo @JimboStudios and Fisher @CFishTank and this time the tweets are all about Transport. Enjoy.
Jimbo (@JimboStudios)
Mersey Ferry – most people are disappointed when they get off this boat to realise they are still near Liverpool
Spaghetti Junction – would be easier to navigate around if the signs wern’t made out of spaghetti letters
Jet Ski – a huge hosepipe that fires out yoghurt
Cable Car – are now available in HD and you can pause them at any time during a journey
Dual Carriage Way – is a good place to go and fight after slapping someone with a glove
Petrol Tanker – do they ever fill up for petrol?
Dashboard – Not quite as good as the forward slash board I have in my car
St Pancras – always eat in this train station, it’s easy to digest food in there
Subway – I waited around in there for ages without anything turning up apart from a large sandwich
Mercedes Benz – Janis Joplin once asked God for one, god knows if she actually ever got one
Dipstick – found under the bonnet of a car and behind the wheel of a skoda
4×4 – this car should have been called 16 but they couldn’t work out the answer
Bendy Bus – regular passengers include George Michael, Will Young and Elton John
Ford Fiesta – I had the other model of this car that wouldn’t start in the afternoon, it was called a Ford Siesta
Supertram – is really an average tram but when there’s trouble it gets in a phone box and changes into Supertram
Fisher – @CFishTank
The A3: this road runs from London to Portsmouth – and it’s twice as big as the A4…
Audi: is the favoured make of car for most cowboys
VW Golf: I once drove one of these and I suffered a really bad puncture – my tyre had 18 holes in it…
Bendy Buses: these are great at gymnastics
Euston Station: me and my friend once had a few difficulties whilst there, we said, “Euston, we have a problem”
Ford Galaxy: this car is quite simply out of this world
Rover: was a car company that went bust – at which point they removed the R from the front of its name…
The Bakerloo Line: this was drawn by a breadmaker who took a pencil and ruler to the toilet with him
Unicycle: involves missing lectures, eating pot noodles and drinking excessive amounts every day
Proton: this is a sub-atomic particle and the name of a car company – I’m positive about that
The Circle Tube Line: you end up back where you started – so it’s a bit like the Coalition Government’s policies
Train Station Toilets: they charge you 30p to use them nowadays – talk about taking the piss
Luton Airport: is what a baggage handler often does…
And some from the #TweetsNowtOnTV crowd
Bicycle – Couldn’t decide if it likes men or women so it likes both to ride it
Aeroplane: full of bubbles
Smart car: you’d have to be stupid to buy one
Rear View Mirror: a reflective piece of glass that allows you to take a peek at someone’s bum
And finally a newbie – @TJHeezy
Bus Conductor – Man who conducts orchestra’s on public transport
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