#TVTweetsNowtOnTV

Jimbo and Fisher originally started #TweetsNowtsOnTV on Sunday nights because there was nothing on tele..other than The Only Way is Essex (which arguably doesnt count as television). So Jimbo and Fisher in this edition tweet all about other television programmes with #TVTweetsNowtOnTV

Last of the Summer Wine – Has finished now because Frankie Cocozza drank it all

Blue Peter – a bloke called Peter who stands and tells rude jokes to children

Jeremy Kyle – Is the rubbish bit of television when you go to the toilet, in between the adverts

Antiques Roadshow – a show about antique motorway signs and concrete

Two & a half men – about two men and a pair of legs complete with cock & balls

Art Attack – is what can happen if you sniff to much glue and paint

This Morning – is presented by a right pair of tits…and Phillip Schofield

How To Look Good Naked – don’t be naked

The Murdoch Mysteries – I think this TV programme is something to do with phone hacking

The Royal Family – about a family and a miserable old man, sorry Prince Phillip

Last of the Summer Wine – has finished now because Frankie Cocozza drank it

Friends – has finished now, its John Terry’s fault for sleeping with Wayne Bridges bird

Homes under the hammer – a programme where youths are freely let loose to vandalize people’s homes

Airport – wanted to do another series but it never took off

Eggheads – this show sometimes makes me boil, but sometimes cracks me up, it’s scrambled in some countries

Home & Away – is what Ryan Giggs plays

The Bill – Has been cancelled when two production companies couldn’t decide who would pay for it

Neighbors – are really irritating Australians….I wish they had never moved in

Heartbeat – was a hit at one time but has now been cancelled, it’s ratings flat lined

Dickinson’s Real Deal – a show where David Dickinson auctions off his spare bottles of fake tan

The National Lottery – a biggest load of balls ever

Soap opera about Twitter – this has been pitched to the BBC – if it does get made, it will contain 140 characters

The Bill – this was cancelled recently after the 2 production companies couldn’t agree on who would pay for it

Pineapple Dance Studios – this programme isn’t about a pineapple, it’s about Louis Spence – so it’s still about a fruit

999 – they wanted to make a German version of this – but when it was put forward, TV executives said “no, no, no”

Flog it – this used to be good, but nowadays it’s a bit of a dead horse

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